okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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