I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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