big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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