and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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