the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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