areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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