Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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