David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
