dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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