Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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