He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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