your parents love me but you hate me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
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