We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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