I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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