the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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