alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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