Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Swine flu is the new snow day.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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