Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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