What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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