it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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