that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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