I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
