i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I supernannyed him into submission
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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