ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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