Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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