Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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