im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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