Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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