Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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