I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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