Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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