I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
