You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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