Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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