? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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