We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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