Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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