If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
