she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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