You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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