So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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