Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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