Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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