Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
What a fucking waste of an outfit
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Randomize
