sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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