seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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