im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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