Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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