me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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