i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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