we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
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That's how twitter works, right?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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